In a second grade sex education class, Susie asks her teacher:
Susie: Teacher, can my mummy get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is your mother?
Susie: Forty
Teacher: Yes, your mother could get pregnant.
Susie: Can my big sister get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is your sister ?
Susie: Nineteen
Teacher: Oh my.. Yes! Your sister certainly could get pregnant!
Susie: Can I get pregnant?
Teacher: How old are you?
Susie: I'm seven years old.
Teacher: No, you can't get pregnant.
Little Johnny gives her a poke and says: See?... I told you we had nothing to worry about!!!
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